Wednesday, March 24, 2010
We ni mswahili pale upangapo foleni za kwenda bafuni kuoga kwenye nyumba za kupanga. Wababa/Washkaji kusimama nje ya bafu wanasubiri utoke huku na miswaki yao mdomoni na hapo hapo wanajadili yanga, simba, arsenal, man etc ilivolala jana ilhali wengine hawana hata TV, kumbe walicheki kupitia dirisha, jirani, bar etc!
Posted by Jenny B Colls at 1:59 AM
Monday, March 8, 2010
You know you are a Mswahili when you are afraid to help the beggars on the streets of Dar cos you fear you're gonna get paralyzed, start growing fur and get asked to kiss the beggar and disappear from your car instantly without a trace!!!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
When you get a little public attention and you think you are some super star wanna do each and everything. Football coach-Movie star, Mpoki, Masanja, Kanumba nk Musicians, Miss TZ wote movie stars. Konda wa daladala, mpiga debe wote Trafic police kwenye jam. In short unapenda kuuza sura!!
Posted by Jenny B Colls at 8:01 PM
Thursday, January 28, 2010
When you spend too much time at the counter/booth/ATM or when you don't understand the concept of first come first served, you jump the queue/foleni and when someone asks you to go back you start asking, eti, "hivi unanifahamu mimi nani?", "do you know who I am?"
Posted by Jenny B Colls at 6:24 PM
When unaona uvivu kununua boksi ya kibiriti ya kuwashia moto kwenye jiko la mkaa, alafu kila siku unamgongea hodi jirani yako asubuhi eti "shosti! naomba moto?" Wengine eti naomba chumvi, nyanya, vitunguu, dah, kama vile amefika supa maketi!!!
Posted by Jenny B Colls at 2:28 AM