You know wewe ni mswahili kama unafanya any of the following

You know wewe ni mswahili kama unafanya hizi vitu

1. You talk too much.

2. You sleep at the airport just to wait and catch a glimpse of Drogba with the Ivory coast team.

3. To board a bus in the evening you climb through the window to get a seat even when the bus is just half full.

4. You greet someone in more than 10 different ways before... getting to the point on what you wanted to say.

That's just a start, more to come, give your own suggestions.